I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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