When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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