you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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