this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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