Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
ok first of all what the fuck
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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