xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
operation harelip BJ is a go
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize