so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I currently don't understand fingers.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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