She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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