Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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