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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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