sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It was confusing and full of hummus
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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