I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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