yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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