Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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