he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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