the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Send help, water and tortillas.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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