After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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