i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
