She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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