Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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