There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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