i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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