I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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