he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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