I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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