It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
We were destined to go to rehab together
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Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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