Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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