just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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