I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
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I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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