Who did Billy Mays play for?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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