just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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