try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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