New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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