dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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