Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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