: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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