I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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