I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
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i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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