The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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