he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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