your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
