When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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