ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
ok first of all what the fuck
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