Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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