Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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