I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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