quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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