What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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