That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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