I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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