Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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