dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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